Up to date publications

Many of  these books in these volumes are also published individually

SNAPPY SNAPPY COLLECTIONS:

 

Volume 1. BUSINESS AND SELF CONFIDENCE

 

How to be a Successful Business Weed

Clingers, Creepers and Scramblers

How to Deal with Life’s Snakes and Ladders

Trust-Nothing but a Must

Know Your Students and Build Your Image

Hidden from the Heart but not Forgotten

More Pens for Pops

Charity Shops

 

 

Volume 2. IDENTITIES, HANG UPS AND CONCERNS

 

I Herring Gull

Pulvi Royal

I am Termite

Go Fat Go

Make up-Revealed

Fertility Stones and Chocolate Eggs

Captain Grottbuster versus the Grey World

The kittiwakes Warning

Wastefulness-Bone and Urine

Tails, Tales

A slice of Slang with a touch of Cockney and a drop of Dorset

Mr Hamstrings Dinner

 

 

Volume 3. HORROR AND HISTORY

 

The Living Fossils

My Therizinosaurus

Human Termites eat London

Pigeons Splat London

Glass Anemones Tentacle-ize London

Beware of Cucumbers, Apples and Pigs

The Cornish Urchin

Baby Toes

Googolplex of Mice

Screaming Alley

The Night Mare

Queen Rat on Deadman’s Island

Dead Donkey Lane

Old Mother Nature laughed and Laughed

The Plaster Room

 

Volume 4. RELIGION AND HOPEFULNESS

Pattern for Purpose God’s and Man’s designs

The Littlest Oyster

Tuppeny Hangover

In a Dark, Dark Corner was the Holy Ghost

The Little Shepherd Boy’s Gift

Spider in the Tomb

The Sparrows’ Last Soul

The Pawnbroker’s Souls

The Red Church Doll

The Boy who found Christmas

The Eggstraordinary Easter Egg

Little Mary

Shepherd’s Purse

Sitting next to Angels

The White Lily-St Mildred-Patron Saint of Thanet

 

 

Volume 5. TIDE AND TIME

The Shell Man

The Shell Lady

The Watcher on the Fal

The Rock Pool

A Call under the Sea

Pocket full of Starfish

The Scrofula Infirmary

Till my Lips were Salt as Brine

The Man with a Book on his Head

Coloured Bricks

The Girl Under the Paeony Tree

Nothing but Leaves

The China Blackbird

The Man who Collected Figures

The Rusty Gate

Time Runs Dry (a play set in a care home)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Volume 6. FAIRY TALES AND POEMS

 

The Nursery Rhyme Cat

Cats at Christmas

 

The Tuppeny Bear

The Giant and the Giraffe Boy

The Giant’s Toothpick

The White Cockerel

The Old Pot and the Golden Shoes

Ball Rooms

Exodus to a Leaf

The Forlorn Fruit Fly

Two Sleepy Boys

Mrs Light and Mr Dark

I’m Just Going to the Bathroom

The Tulip Tree

The Man who always Sprinted

Bits and Bobs (Poems and short stories for children)

 

 

Volume 7. A VARIETY OF WOMEN

Photosynthetic Women

Absorbed by a Woman

The Slothful Wife

Betty’s Barcodes

Valentines Cards

The Lady loves Red

The Woman who Smelled Books

Boy, Could She Smell!

The Lady who loved Hairspray

 

 

Volume 8. CHRISTMAS BOOKS

Impy Christmas

The Little Shepherd Boys Gift

The Boy who found Christmas

Oh, father Christmas what yer going to do?

Nothing but leaves

The Tuppeny hangover

The China Blackbird

The Tuppeny Bear

Cats at Christmas

I Hate Christmas

 

Volume 9. HIDDEN PERCEPTIONS

Silhouette on the pier

I’m not a dinosaur

Mr Mucus

The golden steps

Napoleonic Frankenstein

 

Volume 10. MANY CURIOUS STORIES

The house that cries

The paint brush

The man who collected smiles

Jack and the ivy

The stolen baby

The angels quest

The silly isles

Wilderness Way

I am shadow

The lift

 

Volume11. CHRISTMAS BOOKS 2

Christmas butterfly

The man in the library

City of laughter, city of tears

Blower Armageddon

Happy Christmas

Antman

A fairy journey

The top of the hill

The Christmas visitor

Ring up an angel

The Christmas raindrop

 

Volume 12.FAITH AND FAME

Fight for Faith (Gordon of Khartoum)

Angel 1818 (James Blundell)

The Saint who carried his head (St. Denis)

 

Volume 13. A CORNUCOPIA OF SHORT STORIES

The cursing stone

Punch and Judy (New version)

Touch of Kent dialect

One in 20 million

Be a used seed (Finding new horions)

‘Open Arse’ ( The maligned Medlar)

Wings of colour

Elephant pin-cushion

 

Volume 14 PLANTASTIC

One in twenty million

Be a seed(Finding new horizons)

The open arse (A maligned medlar)

Nothing but leaves

Exodus to a leaf

The tulip tree

Photosynthetic women

Shepherd’s purse

The girl under the paeony tree

Jack and the ivy

Baby toes

Half a flower

How to be a successful  business weed

Clingers creepers and scramblers

 

Volume 15 INSECTASiA

I am termite

Mother of hundreds

The living fossils

Human termites eat London

Brief encounters with insects

Spider in the tomb

The forlorn fruit fly

The Christmas butterfly

Towers of wax

Antman

 

Volume 16 TA TA TALES

Condiment kiss

Half a flower

Towers of wax

Gee haw whammydiddle

Peeping Tom

Flowers in the snow

One hundred

Life’s escalators

Swallowed by a whale

 

Volume 17 Golden O0jamaflips

Mother loses leaves

Mothers of fertility

A gender fluid tree-The Mulberry

The golden chamber

The golden tongue

The little white stool

The wedding dress

I am white aphid

A letter to Lady Ellhorn

I’m coming for you now

Biscuit man

Left behind

 

 

Volume 18 WAITING TO LIGHT THE CANDLES

Take your worms to the cowshed

Baby wipe out

The blue statue

Goldrush on a banana

The Christmas taps

The three pears

 

 

Volume 19 WAVING REEDS

Pig on the roof

Greenhill school

Little miners

The Christmas baubles

Frozen frog

OTHER STAND ALONE PUBLICATIONS at  snappysnappybooks.com

 

Red Fred Cell and Friends (Human Biology – advanced level

Ronnie’s Sermon Snippets

Viking Bay-Natural History (Broadstairs, Kent)

The World of Wax

God rest you Merry Scrooge

Napoleonic Frankenstein

Satan’s stars

HOP to Heaven

The White Lily-St Mildred-Patron Saint of Thanet

Brexit Rhymes

Earthly Quietus

I married an oak tree

The soul of the angry earthworm

Covid rhymes

Could you become a serial killer

The crocheted mouse

Keep a lamp of faith

Clowns, raibows and Christmas

Dracula’s baby

Gordon of Khartoum

The coronation of a fly

Benedictus In search of a blessing